WHO AM I?
I am not the real you. Keep telling yourself that.
Also know as DANNY SWAIN and ALBIE.
I recently had a story published at expatpress
https://expatpress.com/partyman-danny-swain/
Here on Pastebin is my collection of unpublished surreal stories.
More surrealism in word form
31/10/2017
I think it was a seventies film. English. I saw it when I was a kid, snuck down in the middle of the night. I was just shaking off a dose of the flu, or something. The doctor didn't know what I had. Just kept sticking her thermometer in me until I eventually passed out.
About me
It's best you don't know me ever.